Life in the Fat Lane 5

Title: Life in the Fat Lane 5

Studio: FilmCo

Running Time: 116 Minutes

Released: 2005

Cast: Cajun, Delight, Eartha Quake, Lace, Raquel, Shelley York, Sindee Williams, Danny, Nick, Macho, Dick Nasty, Guy Disilva


Audio /Video Quality: Video has grainy soft quality which looks like it was shot in the 70’s on poor film. Cheesy casual jazz muzak plays in the background.

The Movie:  Video starts with a short haired blonde (sort of an 80’s style) chubby milf start in with a middle aged guy on a patio. She has an annoying over acting quality. She sucks him for a while then they move on to lounge chair inside. Sucking then riding him a bit reverse cowgirl. The bright sunlight and poor film quality ruin some of the experience. It was a fun to hear the pussy farts as they moved to doggie style as it gives a real experience quality. He then sticks up her ass and the farting continues. The scene is ok as long as I don’t see her obnoxious exaggerated facial expressions. She does take it up the pooper like a real trooper though. The guy pops a small nut in her mouth and chest. Wish the video quality was sharper.

Miss Sindee Williams joins us on a chaise lounge for brief interlude before the next scene. We are joined Latin couple on a couch. He’s a middle aged and she’s hardly plumper at all. If your into fat chicks (as you probably are if you picked this video to watch anyway) you’ll probably skip this one. Even her ass is skinny which is disappointing. She’s a good cocksucker though. He turns her over starts licking mostly shaved pussy that has patch of pubes to top it off. After a few minutes of munching her he mounts her and the action begins. Turns her over then does her from behind. Transitioning from sucking to riding him for a bit. Then rides her side saddle and comes into her mouth.

We come back to our host Sindee playing with herself on her lounge again. She goes at sucking on her pink vibrator then inserting it her fat pussy. How rude of the airplane above drones out her moans as she rubs her pick chain on her clam as she sucks the toy. She continues to rub her ass and pussy before fading to the next scene.

Next we open to a girl being eaten out on a lounge chair. A gaping hole in her spandex/pantyhose provides access to the gentleman licking her labia. She quietly moans and seems to be enjoying the attention her fuzzy mound it receiving. Then we cut to our lady returning the favor and sucking our young stud off. Fat fans will note she is on the chunky side. She’s on the mature side as we watch him stick his hard cock into her wrinkly skinned pussy from behind and see her aged boobs hanging in the breeze as he bounced inside her. She flips over and he sticks her that way. This scene is actually on the hot side. On a side note her saggy wrinkly may be a sign that she’s had some drastic weight loss as she doesn’t look that old and has. I may be strange but I like the extra skin. She then hops on his hard cock and rides him. Wish she took the hose off as I’d rather see the skin moving around. Then we cut to him popping his load into her mouth.

Next interlude our host Sindee is busy on the lounge on her side with a vibrator stuck in her crotch and trying insert another in her ass.

Next we cut to a super fat black chick on her knees sucking a white dude cock. Complete with overhead airplane noises, how rude of those pilots. She towers over this dude when she stands. He takes her creamy chocolate ass from behind. Then she hops on his hard cock and rides him for a while. Then takes a turn on top and then he hops on her. Not to be cliché but he may board on a butt so doesn’t fall in as he’s quite smaller than she is. On the pop off seen we see an extra person in the background just come into the background stand(quite noticeably) and watch as the spews his semen into her mouth.

We come back our hostess playing with her toys on the lounge and she finishes jacking herself off.

Special Features:  Previews, Blowjobs, Jump to Scene, Cumshots and website info.

Final Words: At first I didn't want to watch this much as the poor video quality turned me off and did not give it more than a quick run through. After going through it more closely it still wasn't great but not quite as bad as first thought. Some scenes were alright and it was cool to see a couple of scenes with guys going down on the ladies. It seems many porno’s will spend 20 minutes on a blowjob but will only show pussy eating for thirty seconds if at all. This seems especially true for fat chick videos.

This production I think suffered from poor quality all around. The video had a poor 1970’s grainy quality to it and it was distracting throughout viewing. Many scenes were shot outside at pool but was in the bright sunlight. Even I know from my amateurish photography is that bright mid-day sunlight is the worst time for taking pictures. It makes for bleached out colors and harsh shadows so it goes from one extreme to another.  It really drove me nuts at times. It was a poor choice in timing of day for action.

I was disappointed that none of the participants were identified or scenes labeled. When dealing with relatively unknown people it may be nice to at least be identified by a stage name. It’s the least one could do for these people to give their time and effort to make the production possible. People just don’t want a paycheck, they like recognition too.

This is an OK video but I wouldn't spend a lot on it. Maybe for rental but not much more.